Just came back from work.. My back aches..Sigh.. I had like over 130Cartons of NIKE Boxes to check and arrange. Even in a 15degrees celcius office, i was still sweating like crazy. My T-shirt is wet and i feel sticky..I should be spending my day doing something else important like Playing Computer games..haha after all its the Weekends, But my dad needed help, I hope i get paid something at least..
Oh yeah and this morning,I fought with Andrew Ong!! Muahaha.. in the toilet with over 30 people spectating.God, I gave him a good wacking there and my kick was awesome. He had like bruises and cuts and marks all over his face and i still think he walked out with the most damage but he denies it,typical lols who would admit? My left and right cheek still hurts from the blows that he landed.Ahh I should have Recorded a video of us fighting, too bad i didnt thought of it then.Zzzz..
(Posting Pictures of the Boxes and Stuff Soon) (After i get photobucket to work) [Got it to work!]
God.. Im staring at the Teletubies right now and im so pissed
You all know what Teletubbies are. You all know that you want them to die. I'm no different than the rest of the world. The Teletubbies need to go.
Let us define Telebubby: Teletubby - noun. A being made entirely of fat and coloured fur. It sports an antennae like thingie on its head and a "TV" in its stomach. It has very small vocabulary consisting mainly of the words "again" and "uh-oh."
Teletubbies gave children's educational TV shows a bad name. Remember Sesame Street? That's what a children's show should be like. It's fun AND educational! There's Elmo, and Big Bird, and Gonzo, Kermit, Miss Piggy...no wait. But now we have Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La, and Po. Satan's pawns as I call them. Now I'm going to list everything they do in each episode (if you watch it a lot, it's pretty predictable as to what they're going to do) and comment on it. My rage is big. As big as my eyes... First, the sun and the narrator begin, along with that annoying speaker. The sun comes up (with a baby face in it?!) and then: "Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies!" SHUT UP. Get the freakin' tubbies an alarm clock. It's like a boot camp or something. They live by the rules of whatever yells at them. And then the song that's possibly become more famous than Barney's "I love you, you love me." The whole song consists of one freakin' line that's repeated over and over and over. There's only one reason why it would repeat like that: subliminal message. There has got to be a subliminal message somewhere in that song because without one I think the kids would actually be afraid of Teletubbies.
After the song, the episode opens up with them in their house, where their vacuum cleaner "mother" is sucking up the dirt that is not there. The vacuum cleaner has got to be the single most annoying thing in television ever! Ever sucked up the remains of your drink with a straw in an attempt to fully clean out the cup/can? Well, the noise you make while doing that is what the vacuum cleaner makes. The whole freakin' time it's there all you hear is that annoying sound! Is that supposed to entertain the children? I don't think so. Then we have "Tubby custard time." The Teletubbies do their morning ritual of getting out of bed, doing some crap, then repeat. Once again, annoying. "Tubby custard! Tubby custard!" is what we hear next. Now, do they each have to say that like 50 times?! They want it so bad, yet they stand there yelling about it! What, you think the vacuum cleaner is going to get it for you? I'm so sure it will. Let's keep yelling "Tubby custard!" until it does. When they finally do get their custard, one of them ends up spilling it. I wouldn't be so sad if that happened to me. The stuff looks like vomit mixed with whipped cream anyways. Okay, I'm getting sick now...
After Tubby custard, the real fun begins! The dancing, the singing, the LSD, and more! Yeah, real fun. That's all they do every episode. The same dance with the same song is done every time. I think I've even memorized the steps. 1. jump, jump, jump 2. clap while jumping some more 3. do some crap the is supposed to be dancing 4. repeat Well, it's something like that. Drugs are also a big part of the average Tubby day. LSD. The speaker comes out of the ground and tells the Tubbies something, then they sit around the lake and see bizarre things. Sometimes it's a bunch of ships doing a dance, sometimes it's a crousel playing wonderful LSD music. This is probably the only real educational part of the show, as you get to see what it would be like if you were on LSD without taking it. Now I have another reason to not to do drugs! Booya!
When the LSD tones down, that speaker comes out yet again (I think. I have to check back on an episode). Does anyone know why a speaker would be in the middle of "Tubby Land" anyways? There's got to be some kind of a factory or machine underground that operates it. But why is it there? I guess that speaker is kind of like our Stonehenge. People accept its presence, but don't know why the it's there. Anyways, the "teles" on the Tubby's tummies (try saying that 10 times fast! Gets annoying...) start to glow and this magical force randomly chooses one of them to host the channel they'll watch, which apparently is some kind of a spy cam. They always show children which is giving me the idea that the Teletubbies are into child porn. And the children in their child pornography tend to enjoy it. Isn't child porn illegal? I mean, these hideous monsters are randomly choosing children all over the UK to spy on. At least their sexual tastes aren't very sexual, otherwise this show would be the sickest thing ever. Teletubby fetishes include children singing songs, waving to people, acting like idiots, playing games, etc. Hey, I think Majin Vejita is into that stuff too...the porn goes on for about 5 or 6 minutes. When it's all over, you give a big sigh of relief. BUT WAIT! What's this? This is The Movie Network?! You mean it's gonna play all over again?! Yep, you guessed it. The Tubbies recite their favourite line "Again, again!" and the magical force grants them their wish. So we end up getting a double dose of child porn.
When the child porn is FINALLY over, we get more dancing. Yes. A lot of the same stuff goes on for a while. Gay dancing, lesbian sex, murderous rabbits. You heard me. The producers of that show need to get better brains. They hire little 6 year olds to write out every script, which is why there is absolutely no script. Here is what I think goes on in the studio: "Okay, now get some Tubby custard." "Alright, now dance." "Jump." "Dance more." "And repeat." Taping one of their episodes is like taking a dance class. They teach you the steps, and you keep doing them over and over.
When the day is over, the speaker (damn you!) comes out again and tells them "Time for tele-bye bye!" The Teletubbies make an attempt to say goodbye, end up doing it wrong, and like everything else on the show, have to repeat it. They all say "bye bye" like retards. Like they have speech problems. Teletubbies are like underdeveloped babies, or aborted babies. They look dumb, they act dumb, they are dumb. No offence to underdeveloped babies who can't even read this... Blah, blah, blah, more stuff happens. Narrator talks while no one listens, the baby/sun makes some demented noise and sinks back into the ground. And that is your average Teletubby episode. G'day.
I've been a bit obssesed with impressionist lately. It seems like i want to be one Don't you think it'd be pretty neat to be able to speak like President Bush?, You could mock him all you want? or Talk just like Scooby Doo or Shaggy, You can like entertain people again and again.. Watching these videos really brings out the joy and happiness in me.. It doesn't mean that i want to do the same for others but it'd be cool eh? Here are some of my Favourite Videos of Impressionists. Muahha ($20 Bet that you guys will laugh like crazy) Heh... lols...
Deaf Karaoke, Torn
Frank Calinedo, Stand up Comedy..
Awesome guy seriously.. I actually Laughed out Loud. Stand up comedies are really funny and interesting to watch. Try going to www.comedycentral.com .Too bad the bastards over here in Singapore didn't allow the comedy central, Channel in Singapore. Seriously.. Singaporeans should try laughing once in a while.
What a bad day.. Just came back.. Many things happened today lol... In school i had my A Maths Test and i couldn't even answer 1 single god damn question.. WoW... Half of the time i was sketching on the question paper.. Ahh.. another 0 i guess.... I regretted picking A Maths but its the only way i can ever get to Junior College... And i'm aiming for St Andrews.. I just hope i can buck up before my N and O' Levels.. Zzzzz Why Why!!! I blame Mother Tongue, Malay.. I really cant do malay... -_-"
And my stupid Physical Education teacher, Mr Mark the fu*k Ass Cocky Son of a Bit*h made me stay back and wait for him for like.... what seems forever....(40mins). And write a reflection about 1.Why a Student shouldn't decide his/her own punishment 2.Why a Student shouldn't excuse him/her self from class. God.... I tell u he sucks balls... After completing his stupid *essay* I went to look for my Friend, Syukri...
We were suppose to go to Chua Chu Kang Stadium to get 6 tickets for the football match tommorow at the National Stadium [Singapore VS ThaiLand] (THIS TIME I GURANTEE FOR SURE SINGAPORE WILL LOSE MUAHAHA) We arrived , i was eating Twisties , at around 4pm or so i think.. Syukri was about to buy those tickets when i told him to hold on for a minute while i find the toilet and call Narah, The girl i went out with to the concert, When we came back (Less than 10 mins later) THE TICKETS WERE SOLD OUT.... We were like WTFFFFFFFFFFFF?????????????? God Damn it... Fc*k it.. The next place to buy tickets was either at the National Stadium or Jalan Besar Stadium.... Obviously i wasn't going all the way there to buy tickets just for a football match. So i just went back home and here i am typing about this shitty Day..
Muahaha I went to the Hoobastank Concert!! It sucks.. Really But at least i managed to get out of the house and do something. This is my 3rd time going to a Concert. We had a hard time finding the concert venue.. the only thing we knew was that it was at Fort Canning. It was freaking Dark and i had fun scaring the shit out of Nadrah haha.. LOL... Halfway through the concert we decided to leave cos there's school tommorow and she had to be back home before (dont knoe what time)..........................
After leaving the concert we went to Plaza Singapura, bought some fries,McFlurry,Strawberry Sundae and potato chips..and rushed back home from Dhoby Ghaut.. Haha i offered to accompany all the back to Boon Lay... although i was only just 4 stops away... She declined my offer lol.. and yeah thats it. we tried taking photos together in the train but my head just couldnt fit into the picture? -_-" lol yeah thats bout it...
What a Coincidence.. This Morning after a delicious and scrumptious but spicy dinner.. I was on my way home and it was about 1am in the morning.. I bought some stuff for my Computer at Mustafa and my legs were aching horribly.. We took a cab and on the way back home at Farrer Road. There was a accident and alot of cars were jammed..A Motorcylcist (Malay,Not Surprised Really) just collided into a black Honda or was it Hyundai car.. and the Guy was injured. but there was no blood. The Honda (yellow) motorcycle was stuck under the car.. I managed to take some shots(I wanna post the pictures but i cant seem to get photobucket to work.. Ill try again later) It was after midnight and after midnight u get charged 5cents for every 10seconds.. i think.. and we were stuck for like 10mins+ and i desperately wanted to get out of that place.. I'm not gonna pay money to watch a accident.. After sum time.. the fu*king bus infrot of us moved... and we were on our way home.... The meter was like $9.50 and a $6.50 Midnight Charge.. [WTFFF????] God i felt so fu*king tired...
