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Saturday, October 2, 2010

singapore englishes

jord

 lolwut
 if you were a chick
 and you were bathing
 and someone's peeping
 would you cover tits or vag


Andrew says:
 LOL
 i would sayy
 tits


Fir..TITAN[S]AINTS says:
 whats a vag?



Jordan says:
 vag too i guess

Eternal ruler says:
 vag
 well depends
 which is uglier
 i dont know
 ya
 if its 
 a cute vag
 i wont cover
 if i have flat tits
 i'd squash it together
 to make it look big
 im such a slut
 fuck


Tariful says:
 I would actually open
 Up
 Like thhis
 V


joshuawow1@hotmail.com said (03.10.2010 at 15:49):
 WTF?
 I wouldn't cover anything and just get to the action?






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WHY DO I HAF SO BAD ENGLISH?

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Let's play bioshock

Harro Sahdique and whoever reads this blog. This is my first let’s play, in this i shall take screenshots of a game i play through and comment and talk about the game as play through them. This will be my first let’s play and it will probably suck and be terribly horrible so skip it if you want but if you suddenly have a nerdy fetish for a few seconds look at some awesome graphics and pretty cool looking video games, please read if you do. Oh yes i will take suggestions on what to play as well. Any game, as long as I can play it on my computer I shall play it for you!

My first let’s play game: Bioshock a horror first person shooter http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BioShock

Let me first introduce you to this wonderful game, which is highly praised on its wonderful environment and awesome gameplay. The game creators are known for its special type of gameplay it blends the spell based mechanic usually found in the action/rpg genre with a first person view. They also integrate a very special environment of horror with a unique type of storytelling, this storytelling is told through little tapes left around in the world they created for you. This tapes convey the emotions of the area and immerses you into the game creators universe and vision. Accompanied by superb visuals and music this game is surely and will be one of the best games you will ever play.

Play session 1

Welcome to the 1960's you are on a plane above the atlantic


OH SHIT the plane literally just chrased I am in the Atlantic fucking ocean ZOMG


(while I am in the water i am struggling keeping afloat i can hear panting from my character and shivering because the water is cold) Oh shit thats a fucking tall building lets head over there


A door! how nice its dark though better go in slowly just in case something jumps out


OMFG THE DOOR JUST CLOSED HELP


So, i mustered courage and headed forward and this greeted me which imo is preeetty cool :


The corridors slowly light up as I pass through them( sorry no pictures fucked up 2) A cool looking submarine I SHOULD GO IN SHOULDN’T I, BUT IT LOOKS CREEPY AS FUCK ima scared :’(


As im in the submarine, i am given a slideshow with its emphasis to defame and ridicule current systems of governments and any form of organised religion, as he does this he talks about why he built his city.


His city Rupture:


As i approach to what seems to be an entrance i can overhear, people talking about an airplane crash above their city.

As I surface I again overhear a muffled troubled voice pleading for more time as i am greeted with this picture:



HOLY FUCK THIS PERSON JUST ATTACKED AND I THINK KILLED THE MAN FUCK FUCK FUCKUF ICKFUCKFUCUIKUFK
“Is it someone new?” IM FUCKED FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK



IM BEING ATTACKED ! At this time they gave me permission to move again, as i move to the back of the submarine the female freddy jumps away. As she does, a man asks me to pick up the radio his name is Atlas and he assures me he is here to help me ( FUCK YOU YOUR GONNA EAT ME).


This is what awaits me as i hear whispers of the female freddy singing in a lullaby like voice telling me how shes going to kill me. Can i quit please?


YES I HAVE A WEAPON NOW I CAN DEFEND MYSELF

I push forward as now i have a weapon nothing can kill me, as i reach a staircase a table on fire flies toward me, as i have good keyboard reflexes i jumped over this flaming table and manage to escape virtual death again! As i was relishing in my triumph this came at me.


so i killed that fag and walked up a flight of stairs and see this magical glowing shit and I injected myself with an electro aid and suddenly I have lightning coming out of my hands this happens as i am screaming with agony.


I faint and as i am regaining consciousness I see the same man who tried to kill me earlier, I THOUGHT I KILLED HIM.


They talk for awhile about whether or not to kill me and take my “adam” my adam apple? Wtf .....anyway they get scared and start bolting and i am greeted with this.


I now have a new lightning spell! Hurray!!! Well its late and i think i’ll stop for today. This game looks amazing, going to have fun for shure.


And i'll leave u with my new found fetish. cya bitches

Ignorance is bliss m'lady

The human mind is a network with billions of neurons that are conductive to nerve impulses. I think ignorance is like an open circuit. People stop the flow of information by opening the circuit and breaking connections for whatever reason. They reject being concuctive to understanding. Some people chose ignorance because a circuit has been underexposed to stimulus from the rejected source and some because the circuit has been over-exposed and weakened by the source. In both instances they refuse to try to process any added data in order because it threatens to destabalize the very foundation of their network.

Thus, most people, when they sever a connection never realize that they have done it and will defend to no end their ignorance. In the case of the extremely ignorant, if suddenly all of their open circuits were closed the rush of stimulation would probably create a total mental meltdown. Oddly enough, it is the most ignorant of people who consider themselves flawless becuase to admit a flaw would mean closing a circuit and allowing new data to circulate.

Consider all the things that ignorance creates ouside of the obvious cultural intolerance. Ignorance fuels things like domestic violence and phobias.

In the case of domestic violence, it is proven that those who are abusive were abused and witness abuse; and I think this is a case of over-exposure, the mind opens a circuit at some point to protect itself, the information process is interrupted and thus the mind never learns an appropriate way to deal with anger.

In the case of phobias, take for example arachnophobia; a person might be badly scared by a spider and open a mental circuit to protect the mind from recieving more possibly terrifying information about spiders. The mind then stops processing information about spiders correctly. One can read that a spider is completely harmless because the mind has not been exposed to a flow of "harmless stimuli" thus, the person will never experience anything but fear until the circuit is closed and the flow of information is resumed and the mind is exposed to the harmlessness.

I think that at some point in everyone's life, ignorance is bliss because it saves our mind from becoming unstable. Circuits are repaired every day like getting over the fear of falling and learning to walk, some we don't know exist and some we stumble upon during life and have to chose whether or not to close the circuit.

I think only the fearless are free of ignorance; and a person without a trace of fear is insane. I think a person who would say that they are ignorance free and sane as well is admitting that they are in fact one of the most ignorant people.

People who are willing to analyze their own circuit board and close opened circuits are brave but it doesn't make them better than those who can't or give them the right to condemn them, I think it is the duty of those who who are understanding of themselves to be understanding to others as well. You never know, that person may have closed a cicuit that you do not even realized you opened. The more networks you accept the more ignorance you can defeat.

EEEEK.... okay, long winded, but it's my philosophy.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Vengeful Spirit's Ultimate x 500,000


all you people are vampires.

Damn it I feel extremely horrible now.
I've been losing a lot of self confidence over the past few months. In fact i've lost a lot of self confidence ever since i joined my new school. It's definately the new environment and the people I've come to meet. I guess I just can't do things the way i did before. I've been dealt a lot of blows and faced a lot of rejection from people whom  i thought were friends and from the girl i loved. Not just that problems, so much problems at home and unhappiness. Things have probably never been any worse than it is right now. I'm being honest here.

I tried changing and i tried to control myself, things here started with a bang and i figured I was off to a right start, even though it wasn't the start i had initially planned but I was having fun and making friends. I sort of you could say became famous quickly? Yeah I'm very good at that, it just happens I don't really ask for it but the things I do end up getting noticed. Note: how i used the word famous and not popular?.

I was getting massive influx of friend requests on facebook and i was being a bad ass with my attitude and shit. I toned down. I stopped especially after the Zhi Ming incident and some bumps came up along the way through my reformative process, they weren't really major but they certainly made an impact on the people around the victim's friends. I guess as the months passed people got settled down and learnt to move in groups and definately they'd retaliate and form opinions of me just from hearing the things I do.

Human beings we're so fucked up. We're constantly throwing problems at each other and giving shit all day when we know we don't want to be treated that way. Back to my story, Yeah I certainly did tone down on the ferocity and the frequency of my carelessness and alpha male behaviour but I guess people end up realising hey, this guy isn't really much of a threat anymore. That's when they start hating and thinking you're really useless and you probably don't have a solid foundation anymore to attack.

Halfway through the year I started getting depressed and sad about life, and it showed up on my face certainly. I reckon this is probably where i lost my guard and became vulnerable to the gossips, ill wishes and comments made about me. It is inevitable certainly that wherever one may go there will certainly be haters and those that oppose you. I've had that, I definately had that when I was in high school but the words i heard never really much phased me cus i had my friends around me. I was pretty confident in the things i did and i was on top of the food chain. I was basically the alpha troll, the noob slayer, the omega, the massive giant, the big boy and with me were other alphas ( i know this is very contradictory k, alpha males don't get along with each other ) and we had a pretty solid link with each other.. I was happy i guess satisfied and I pretty much knew everyone about me. I never really felt threatened.

I was a cocky little bastard that made every teacher and student's life a living hell in school and on the intranets, so much that people were slowly deleting me off facebook and refusing to accept my requests. I did notice them and I didn't give a shit either. I tried being more friendly thou but friendliness and extroversion was never really my forte. I  wouldn't say I'm much of a sociable person.

Actually you know what I've digressed a lot from my story.
I'm fucking insecure basically that just sums it up. I feel so alone, so dejected and miserable. I don't know what am I doing wrong and people certainly are finding it a hard time to give me a second chance. It's not like everyone around me are angels themselves but truth is you gotta learn to mingle and that's really important, anyone who disagrees are just too fucking stupid to realise it.

I'm getting a taste of my own medicine sometimes I wished i never tried being nice to the people here in MI, I should have just been a fucking monster and find that group that would best fit me and accepted me, continue terrorising people and lead a deluded life.

all at once i've finally took a moment and i realise my fault.
you're not coming back and it finally hit me all at once.
all at once i started counting teardrops and at least a million fell.
my eyes began to swell
and my dreams were shattered all at once.


all at once i'm drifting on a lonely sea, wishing you'd come back to me
and it's all that matters now. All at once i'm drifting on a lonely sea holding
on to memories and it hurts me more than you know.
so much more than it shows.
all at once....



pussy's probably my 2nd name now.

Monday, September 27, 2010

haha



Ungku Fathin Ungku Jamaludin stupid year one girl. ewww.

Tuesday at 01:23 ·  · 

  • Ungku Fathin Ungku Jamaludin 
    sdjgdhfdgdag. oh, apparently she's not in school anymore. whatever la. some Kristie girl (i don't know her) like, scolded me when i commented (once) on some guy's photo album... calling me annoying for no reason AT ALL. i think she has her period. ah, girls. she even scolded some other guy w/o any reason.

    ah well, according to suz, she blocked all her used to be classmates on FB. the bitch has a problem. oh, i don't know her/ find her familiar, but she used to be in touch rug! hahhah your bff.
    Tuesday at 01:57 ·  ·  1 person
  • Suz Shaikh ewww. KEYBOARD WARRIORS DONT FAZE ME.
    Tuesday at 01:59 ·  ·  2 people
  • Azri Afiqah Amanina I only went down a few times what.I don't even talk to any of them now.NOW DIFFERENT CCA.haha.maybe she thinks everyone is out to get her?paranoia or smth.HAHA
    Tuesday at 02:01 · 
  • KingSlayer DrBiggles Dick Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
    Tuesday at 13:26 · 

    and when she smiles, the whole world stops and stares for a while

    found this on one of Scott's friends.
    LOOK AT THE TEETH.
    LOLWHUT?

    I see Girls

    Here there and everwhere, short skirs long hair, love it when they walk . Yeah!
    Not these ones thou :( 







    LOL LOL LOL

    General Paper 2010 Promo 2

    Well I think I've made up my mind.

    Sunday, September 26, 2010



    nah im just lying :D

    the day she and i died together





    And so we kissed. We kissed like we never had before...I saw her tear ducts overflowing until she finally pulled herself away from me.

    "I have always loved you", she whispered half-gaspingly.

    "And I you" I started getting teary-eyed on my own, "I'm sorry it has to end like this, my love..."

    Then she took one of those pills on the plate she prepared herself and swallowed the cyanide capsule. Within seconds she vomited blood and dropped to the floor, a scene I could not bear to see.

    It took me full ten minutes before I finally regained composure of myself. The heavy artillery was still booming outside the walls.

    It had been decades since I last cried like this...since the day my mother died.

    With heavy sobbing, I took her body and laid her neatly on the sofa.

    It didn't took me any longer than a minute before I reached my own .9 mm on the small table next to me, pointed it towards my mouth, and pulled the trigger.


    ~~~~~~~~~~~~


    I fell onto a large hall that seems like a vast court with white tiles, with my head hitting the floor first. Strangely enough it didn't hurt.

    Everything was white: the tiles and the walls I can see from yonder.

    I looked up and saw a cypress desk with a huge Swastika engraving right in front of me..is that my desk?

    There is a blonde-haired woman in red tuxedo behind it, sitting on my chair, writing on notebooks with a lightning speed. As she finished one notebook, she piled it up with a piling mound of notebooks she dumped on the floor.

    She didn't even seem to notice me, despite us being the only two human beings in the room.

    I stood up and realized that I was wearing my own uniform. Hey, that's pretty neat.

    "Excuse me, young lady", as I spoke to her nicely, "but where is the restroom?"

    She glanced up from one of the notebooks she was writing on.

    "Restroom?" she frowned, "you really think you have a need for that anymore, huh?"

    I ignored her sarcasm, "so what place is this? And why are you on my desk, young lady?"

    "I only conjure up images with whatever stuff you are familiar with. And this is the gate of heaven"

    "Heaven? So you guys actually exist, eh? The God and the angels and all those hogwash?"

    "We are not hogwash"

    "I mean, yes you do exist, but I've always thought you were invented by the Vatican so they can control the world"

    "Regardless of what you think of us, we are who we are", she responded tersely. She does not seem happy with my last statement.

    I wanted to say another word but she held her hands to hush my word, "Okay Adolf, you are...outstanding. I haven't seen like you before...well, at least not under my assessment"

    She spoke in a matter-of-factly tone and called me with my first name, Adolf. How disparaging of her, how dare she! Not even my wife Eva has ever called me in such a way!

    I wanted to slam the table and strangle her but I don't think there is much point of doing that now.

    "Where is Eva?"

    "She is being assessed by another angel as we speak"

    "So you're an angel? I thought you had wings"

    "As I said, I can conjure up whatever imagery that my assessed subjects are comfortable with"

    "So is she gonna make it too?"

    "What do you mean, make it too?"

    "You know..across the gates"

    Then she laughed. How annoying, if only I can order one of my subordinates to shoot her.

    "As you see, Adolf... When I said that you're outstanding, I meant your sins" she explained while the residue of her laugh still remained on her face.

    "But I'm a hero for my fatherland Germany"

    "You're a hero? You killed a multitude of civilians without any sort of mercy"

    "They loved me"

    "They don't. A small portion does love you, but most of the rest, they're only afraid of you"

    "But they're Jews and Gypsies and crippled and homosexuals, surely they have no right to live?"

    "Whether or not they have the right to live is not yours to decide"

    This angel's voice was calm, much calmer than the voice of Eva when she was in my embrace. Ah, the old glory days...

    "Anyway, you're going back to the earth, being reborn one hundred times as some randomly-picked subjects of your egregious treatment. Then you will be reasessed after your one-hundredth death whether or not you deserve hell"

    "So...there is a chance I can make it to heaven, too?"

    "No"

    "What do you mean by deserving hell, then?"

    "Your soul is too corrupted to even pass through. It would be lucky for you to even go to hell. But before that, you have to experience some of the worst hells you created yourself on earth. If you don't pass these assessments, we will simply let you perish"

    I said nothing, silenced by the heavy air she was bringing with her tone.

    "Your first rebirth would be as a male named Yishak Goldberg, born in November 1929 at Gdansk, Poland" as she wrote the statement down in one of the opened notebooks lying on her desk. And by her desk, I meant my desk.

    That name sounds filthy enough.

    "I don't want to be born as a Jew"

    "I'm sorry Mein Führer" she spoke to me softly in a sarcastic tone as she stood up from my chair and walked towards me with her red stiletto tapping heavily on the floor, "but you have no authority here"

    She was about to raise her left hand and tap me on my shoulder but I wanted to ask one more question.

    "Wait!"

    "Yes?"

    "Does my wife Eva make it to the heaven?"

    "She will be having some long assessments too with rebirths, but yes, she has the possibility of entering paradise"

    Ah. At least she's okay. Watch for me when you're up there, my love...

    "Get ready now", she smiled.

    Then she clapped and everything went black.

    modernity and tv




    Flicking by TV channels
    nasty news and talent tripes
    modernity's way of imparting idiocy