Apparently i've seen alot of massive earthquakes happening around the equator region lately and i have a concise feeling that it might be due to the recent growth spur faced by the many obese teens living in our sunny tropical island, Singapore.
It's time the government takes action and hand out penalties towards obese children and their bastard parents.With efforts and laws such as these put in place, our sunny island will not be submerged underwater by 2050.
Regards,
Dick. The Dick...
Thursday, July 30, 2009
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Sunday, July 26, 2009
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Your order details are as follow:
mohamed sahdique
43 Jurong East Avenue 1 #02-03 Contact number: 009656-9544
Order date: 26 Jul 2009
Order time: 12:30 PM
Delivery date: 26 Jul 2009
Estimated delivery time: 1:15 pm
Order Details
Description Qty Unit Price($) Subtotal($)
Bandito Pockett Buddy Meal 1 11.00 11.00
1-Bandito Pockett
0-pcs H.C. Chicken
2-Reg Whip Potato
2-Reg Coleslaw
2-Can Pepsi
----------------------------
2-pcs O.R. Chicken
Winglets Family Feast 1 24.90 24.90
0-pcs H.C. Chicken
1-
1-Reg Popcorn Chkn
1-Med Coleslaw
1-Med Whip Potato
----------------------------
8-pcs O.R. Chicken
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Delivery Surcharge $3
GST Inclusive $2.54
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Dear sahdique mohamed,
Thank you for choosing KFC Delivery. Please note that your order number is 12412
Your order details are as follow:
mohamed sahdique
43 Jurong East Avenue 1 #02-03 Contact number: 009656-9544
Order date: 26 Jul 2009
Order time: 12:30 PM
Delivery date: 26 Jul 2009
Estimated delivery time: 1:15 pm
Order Details
Description Qty Unit Price($) Subtotal($)
Bandito Pockett Buddy Meal 1 11.00 11.00
1-Bandito Pockett
0-pcs H.C. Chicken
2-Reg Whip Potato
2-Reg Coleslaw
2-Can Pepsi
----------------------------
2-pcs O.R. Chicken
Winglets Family Feast 1 24.90 24.90
0-pcs H.C. Chicken
1-
1-Reg Popcorn Chkn
1-Med Coleslaw
1-Med Whip Potato
----------------------------
8-pcs O.R. Chicken
Sub- Total $35.9
Delivery Surcharge $3
GST Inclusive $2.54
Grand Total $38.9
We hope you enjoy your KFC Delivery meal! And don't forget, if you're hungry for more tomorrow, just visit us again at
www.kfc.com.sg
Regards,
The KFC team.
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On Requests of friends,
i will update tis baad blog.
Today, i swam in my swimming pool for the first time in 1 and a half years. Got to admit it felt really good. No one stared at us, which is a good thing! But i felt kinda shy due to the many hot women that were sitting across us.
Oh, and i'm extremely terrified about my O's. T-T
i will update tis baad blog.
Today, i swam in my swimming pool for the first time in 1 and a half years. Got to admit it felt really good. No one stared at us, which is a good thing! But i felt kinda shy due to the many hot women that were sitting across us.
Oh, and i'm extremely terrified about my O's. T-T
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