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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Got back Home. And found the house in a mess... Tsk tsk.. My mom invite some friends over from the Philippines and she left the house in a mess.. Sigh. I'm not cleaning it up.. I'll let her do the dirty wrk when she comes back home :D

Oh Yeah and Ive GOOTT More Hot pics oF Becca now! Lol.. God.. *Sweats all over* hahaha i'm off to play WarCraft NOW. CYA later

Friday, February 23, 2007

Nasi Kang Kang

Hahah Nasi Kang Kang..
I was reading XiaXue's Blog.. [Brought to attention by Becky of cos (XiaXue's Blog not this thing im going to be talking about. I found it all by myself)-_-]

She was talking bout her BoyFriend getting fed Nasi Kang Kang by a Maid.. Which is
so Tottaly Gross.. -.-" Here's a Extract from her Blog

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WOAH!!

My muscles are aching ALL OVER!!!!!

Momo and I went to Ikea and bought $350 worth of furnishing stuff (all paid by me -_- except for the paint which Momo kindly sponsored), including two new cupboards and a cute flower nightlight!

Momo took my loft bed over to her room ("easier to vaccuum") and left me with a super-single mattress to sleep on the floor till she buys a new bed for me :D

Many years ago when we just moved in here, I told my mom I wanted my room pink, so she bought pink paint for me... But I really don't like that shade (like strawberry ice-cream shade... I know! I am so difficult), so today! I finally did something about it and painted a wall a deep shade of pink!

I think I'll either put mirrors half over it or paint a mural.

Meanwhile, Mike seems to have secured a job here (all fingers crossed), and it is my one true wish that he turns into a rich angmoh! Then I'll be one of those girls dating rich angmohs - which, I can only imagine, rules!!!!

MUAHAHAHA!

It will possibly rule till some maid walking along Orchard road tries to seduce my rich angmoh by feeding him some nasi kangkang.

Nasi kangkang, a single most disgusting person informed me some time ago, is, erm... cursed rice.

When fed to a man, he will be smitten by you and will do anything for you!

Erm, apparently, the way to make nasi kangkang (or so I heard, do correct me if I am wrong) is to cook a bowl of steaming rice and...

SQUAT ABOVE IT AND LET THE WATER CONDENSE ON YOUR BYEBYE!

And thus the water drips back into the rice, and all that's left now is to feed it to the man of your choice, and he is yours!!!!!

YIKES!

So gross!

The byebye won't burn meh, I thought steam is 100 degrees leh! Orh bi good if she burns I guess, serves her right for resorting to trickery like this!

Ha! I am imagining some chick trying to do this and burning her genitals. She'll be hopping around feeling damn pissed off with herself! Not only did she not succeed in making a bowl of nasi kangkang, even if the boy likes her out of his own will she can't have sex with him coz she is burnt! MUAHAHA


Obviously, some of you may be frowning now, thinking, "Why would Mike accept a bowl of rice from some strange female?"

That, my dear friend, is good and logical thinking, but angmohs are super greedy and will eat anything! I'm just saying.
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Is she trying to Criticise people like me? I'm not greedy and i certainly wont be fed Rice by any stranger on the street..

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Buying SIngapore

I,Ray a.k.a Dick, shall Buy the whole island of Singapore for $0.50c. And i hereby declare that Rebecca a.k.a Becky, will be the sole owner of the whole Island of Sentosa.I will thus,re furnish the Parliment and reestablish the Government of Singapore and turn it into a Particrotic Country. Meaning, Everday will be a Beach Party Day, only in Sentosa and approved areas.

LOL..
Rebecca's nick : ~becky [ daddy could you buy me sentosa for my birthday ?? ]
So i'll giver her sentosa.. since her dad cant afford sentosa for her
It's her Birthday next Tuesday.. Still thinkin bout what should i give her.. Ehh. Not sure. haha

U can visit her blog over on my links.
and this is what becky wanted me to say about her.
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~becky [ daddy could you buy me sentosa for my birthday ?? ] says:
that im a beach person
~becky [ daddy could you buy me sentosa for my birthday ?? ] says:
crazy ass
~becky [ daddy could you buy me sentosa for my birthday ?? ] says:
lol
~becky [ daddy could you buy me sentosa for my birthday ?? ] says:
loves to paint nails
~becky [ daddy could you buy me sentosa for my birthday ?? ] says:
love the colour red and black
~becky [ daddy could you buy me sentosa for my birthday ?? ] says:
obessed with cows and sheeps
~becky [ daddy could you buy me sentosa for my birthday ?? ] says:
and that my bday is next tues
~becky [ daddy could you buy me sentosa for my birthday ?? ] says:
haha
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA .. kk.. i
Reserved for my absence.. of updating.. of.. Ahrgg.. tell u later