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Thursday, October 7, 2010

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

No one's laughing at God

No one laughs at God in a hospital
No one laughs at God in a war
No one's laughing at God when they're starving or freezing or so very poor

No one laughs at God when the doctor calls after some routine tests
No one's laughing at God when it's gotten real late and their kid's not back from that party yet

No one laughs at God when their airplane starts to uncontrollably shake
No one's laughing at God when they see the one they love hand in hand with someone else and they hope that they're mistaken
No one laughs at God when the cops knock on their door and they say, "We've got some bad new, sir"
No one's laughing at God when there's a famine, fire or flood

But God can be funny
At a cocktail party while listening to a good God-themed joke or
Or when the crazies say he hates us and they get so red in the head you think that they're about to choke

God can be funny
When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way
And when presented like a genie
Who does magic like Houdini
Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus

God can be so hilarious
Ha ha
Ha ha

No one laughs at God in a hospital
No one laughs at God in a war
No one's laughing at God when they've lost all they got and they don't know what for

No one laughs at God on the day they realize that the last sight they'll ever see is a pair of hateful eyes
No one's laughing at God when they're saying their goodbyes

But God can be funny
At a cocktail party while listening to a good God-themed joke or
Or when the crazies say he hates us and they get so red in the head you think that they're about to choke

God can be funny
When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way
And when presented like a genie
Who does magic like Houdini
Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus

God can be so hilarious

No one's laughing at God
No one's laughing at God
No one's laughing at God
We're all laughing with God 

Monday, October 4, 2010

bitchez

dique said:
wuts 4.
Janine said:
wedding
dique said:
great!
 
Janine says:
 mine
dique says:
 who're you getting married to?
Janine says:
 you
dique says:
 that's fuckin brilliant, where's the reception at?
Janine says:
 you decide?
dique says:
 hilton hotel? I know tha manager we can get it cheaper and a free suite for 2nights on them
 wait i just mentioned free and on them twice.
Janine says:
 nais
 so hilton hotel yea?
dique says:
 yup.
 how many you inviting?
Janine says:
 oh just about 300
 you can settle the bill right
dique says:
 yup dw. you're paying for the holiday thou
 and our brand new mansion in the carribean.  t
Janine says:
 no way
 you pay or the weddings off
dique says:
 oh come on, don't be a stingy little cunt and contribute woman! or you're going to be the house chores for the rest of your life with me.
 do the house chores*