my magical watch

dick: my magical watch is doing something weird, 

chrystal: What is a magical watch?

Chrystal: You're such a retard.

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The Ancient Astronaut theory is legit as fuck

I bet we humans were originally from Mars and we fucked up Mars and we terraformed Earth and now we're fucking up Earth and want to terraform Mars and it's an eternal loop.

how to Lucid Dream

1) Do not smoke pot, you will not dream
2) Takes practice, if you dream regularly and can remember them your onto a good start, if not start writting down things as soon as you wake up even if its just lingering feelings or thoughts. Eventually you should be able to remember your dreams, the more you remember the better you will be able to recognize your dreaming and effectively lucid dream.
3) Start questioning your waking self "am I awake" make a trigger for yourself (walking through doorways, seeing certain colors or numbers, whatever) every time you encounter your trigger throughout the day ask yourself if you are really awake. This will help for when you are dreaming and want to realize that you are dreaming hence begin to lucid dream. You basically just need control over your conscious mind while your asleep.
4) try taking naps, lucid dreaming is much easier (dreaming in general) when you take naps. Or try waking up earlier and staying awake for 15-30 minutes and falling back asleep, this way your waking mind is engaged when you start dreaming again.
5) Tell yourself you are going to lucid dream before falling asleep, if you convince yourself you have a better chance of realizing your dreaming.
6) once you realize you are dreaming take it slow. get used to moving around and try messing with the lighting or colors of your environment. 

I usually use a method of waking up staying awake and falling asleep 20 minute later. I then imagine myself falling asleep and try to slowly pull myself out of my body while imagining my upcoming lucid dream. If I do it right I will eventually sit up in my room and construct my immediate environment (my room) I will slowly make my way through the house building up my dream and adding detail to the surroundings. When I'm ready I continue outside and enjoy my full blown lucid dream doing whatever the fuck I want. Chances are though you may just be having a random dream and suddenly realize the absurdity of whats happening, as soon as that happens you should be able to take control as you have realized your dreaming. I highly recommend trying to fly, then of course there is awesome sex with anybody you want. Good luck n have fun wid it.

balls of steel

Ambra's Little Pet Dog.

It's the fasting month and I'm not supposed to be doing stuff like this 

but, i couldn't hlep myself.

;D

enjoy.

All Stitched and Flitched

Taking things for granted, i'm really perplexed by my behaviour and how i take my family members for granted, i can't seem to stress on the fact that i do love my family alot, but i do not see the need to show it emotionally or show the slightest bit of affection by recognizing the impact they make on my perhaps not so duly appreciated life.

My brother landed himself in the hospital 2 days ago.
Punk who broke his jaw's going to get it after the Police are done with him.

18 years, 18 years

lol library.

was just thinking. my sister does -alot- of reading, and spends like $1000 a year on just books alone. most of them she reads once then never looks at again. is there any kind of like.. video rental store but for books? would make things alot cheaper, plus once one person has read on the enxt person can get enjoyment from it etc..

help anyone?

If you aren't atheist by age 18, you probably just aren't that intelligent

When I was nine or ten, I had serious doubts when I went to Church. The entire ceremony seemed pretty cult-like and I questioned nearly everything I learned in Sunday school. To me, there was just too much wrong with punishing people with Hellfire for not believing someone is magical, people who will blindly murder their own son in God's name should be rewarded and faith above logic or reason was just too ridiculous an argument for me. Don't get me wrong, I would actually enjoy the pastor's sermon every week since there is definitely wisdom to be learned in many of the Bible's stories, but even then I realized that I should probably just pocket the advice and leave the blind faith.

By twelve or thirteen I had fully grasped the concepts of many other major religions, looked at history's account of religious atrocities, and also had an much better understanding of all the scientific evidence that DIRECTLY contradicts what was taught to me in Church.

From then on out, I pursued an interest in science and rationality which pretty much persuaded me from religion. Don't get me wrong, I think there's some wonderful advice to be gained from some of the stories of the Bible, but there's an equal or greater amount of trash and just plain made-up falsities that honestly make me think that the more religious someone is, the less intelligent they are. There's just no excuse for people who think evolution is false because of an origin story from the Bible, or that creationism is a valid form of science and should be taught in schools.

After going to a very intelligent science/engineering college, my observation was strengthened since most of the campus was atheist except for a select group of art and theater majors. I'm not saying that every religious person is dumb, but I think there's a huge correlation between intelligence and how susceptible you are to act on faith.

Found this on the internet.

There are literally videos of spergs opening Pokemon card packs on Youtube.

What more can I say?
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There are literally videos of spergs opening Pokemon card packs on Youtube.

YOG

http://www.temasekreview.com/2010/08/10/singapore-students-being-forced-to-volunteer-for-yog/

Very Interesting read.