HALP HALP HALP

SHE SAYS SHE'S NO GOOD WITH WORDS, BUT I'M WORST.

really? like literally?
me of all people? I'm a brilliant writer.
I am the Shakespeare of the 21st Century.
The rising star of Pop Culture.
Fame and Fortune awaits me.
My throne is waiting to be claimed.
Haters shall perish and banished to the ethereal.
I'm a FUCKING GOD.
Kneel Before me and submit to your master.
Submission.
Domination.
You are my creation
You are my work of Art.
My Great Gatsby, My Le Morte D'Arthur