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It's that time of the year once again! Dread going to school? Think you need a week off but you don't want to spend hours waiting at the Polyclinic or spend time walking to any Clinic? Or you simply just can't be fucked. Fret Not! For Dick is here once again providing his services. Fool your teachers or employers with this fake medical certificate, guranteed* to WORK! ~Tested and Proved~ 
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