Every once in a while I stare at pictures of ripped men either naked or half naked. Don't get me wrong, this doesn't mean i have any homosexual tendencies or that I'm trying to force myself to be gay.
Look at it this way, I'm fast approaching 20 and that's almost one-fifth of my life (assuming i live to be a hundred) I'm overweight, unfit and terribly unattractive. I spend 8 hours a day fighting pixels on World of Warcraft and having a go at my shaft, to non-existant cartoon Japanese twins.
These pictures help me to realise what I'm missing out on life and all the other pleasures that come along with having a six-pack ab, lean thighs and a chiseled chest.
For Fuck's Sake can you blame me?
Look at it this way, I'm fast approaching 20 and that's almost one-fifth of my life (assuming i live to be a hundred) I'm overweight, unfit and terribly unattractive. I spend 8 hours a day fighting pixels on World of Warcraft and having a go at my shaft, to non-existant cartoon Japanese twins.
These pictures help me to realise what I'm missing out on life and all the other pleasures that come along with having a six-pack ab, lean thighs and a chiseled chest.
For Fuck's Sake can you blame me?
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